My last two attempts at buying a Dominos Pizza in Windsor.
1. 1:15 pm
Me: Hi, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery.
Dominos: What is your phone number sir.
Me: 252-0869
Dominos: Your address is 653 Park St. You should get your order from the downtown location.
Me: Ok, can you connect me with the downtown location.
Dominos: No, they are not open until 2 pm.
Me: Ok, so I would like to order a pizza from your location (Huron Church and Tecumseh).
Dominos: It will take at least 45 minutes for your order.
Me: Ok, I'd like to order
Dominos: You really should wait and order from the downtown location. They will be open at 2 pm.
Me: So let me get this straight. You would prefer that I wait 45 minutes, call the downtown store, order a pizza and wait another 30 minutes rather than you making and delivering an order for me.
Dominos: Yes, it will take us at least 45 minutes anyways to make and deliver your order.
Me: Thanks, I think I'll make myself a sandwich instead.
2. 1:55 AM
Dominos: Hi, Dominos Pizza, can I take your order please
Me: I'd like to order a pizza for delivery please.
Dominos: Actually, we're closed sir.
Me: If you're closed, why did you answer the phone and ask if you could take my order?
Dominos: Technically we're not closed, but we will be in a couple of minutes.
Me: So "technically" you're closed, but the boss says you have to answer the phone until you're actually closed.
Dominos: Right!
Me: Make sure you get lots of practice at closing, you're going to need it.
Dominos: (silence)
Me: Can you give me the number to Ferarris?
Dominos: I don't understand sir.
Me: I know. Have a nice night.
